Showing posts with label Horsin' Around. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Horsin' Around. Show all posts

Database Vs. Friend In Need

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When a couple of dejected engineering
graduate students at USC get together
for a Friday night.



The beat in the background is him beat
boxing.

Sapuri*D - Nupac Sessions - Los Angeles, CA


اٹھ جوان

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گھر دا سالن تے گھر دی روٹی 
Ghaar da saalan tay ghaar di roti,
وڈدے کاہون پھلو تے ہن مک گھی بوٹی               
Wadday khawan pehlon tay hun muk gaye boti,
وڈا آیہ سی چاچا ساڈے گھر مہمان
Wadda aaya si chacha saday ghar mehman,
ہولی کھا وے چچیا ہن تے ساڈی واری
Holi kha vay chachaya aasi vi bhukay,
لے اٹھ جوان
Lay uth jawan!

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Boring Wishes

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Typical, boring and uninspiring Eid wishes
  • "Eid Mubarak and best wishes" 
  • "Eid Mubarak to you and your family"
Today i got the following text...

"Wish you peace, love and health, 
 blah blah blah...
 Fuck that shit! Wish you lots of sex, 
 the best babes, the finest alcohol, 
 the longest 'Cigars', strong orgasms 
 and hope you win the fuckin' lottery. 
 Happy Eid!"

Now here's a friend who truly cares. God bless you :)

From Mellow To Jell-O

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In three easy steps...





And Now For Some Light Humor...

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Seriously... WTF?

State of emergency

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The reptilians have called an emergency meeting... go to tactical alert!

Pattoki

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Mai sochia mai Pattoki jawa,
Manji taay bai kar mai paurathay khawa,      
Naal mai thandy thandy lassi urawa,
Khaitan wich mai hal chalawa,
Mooli gajar da salan banwa,
Waikha mai pind di kakian di chaal,
Poondi karni? Tay chal mairay naal!

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