Boring Wishes

Typical, boring and uninspiring Eid wishes:  "Eid Mubarak and best wishes"  "Eid Mubarak to you and your family" Today i got the following text... "Wish you peace, love and health,   blah blah blah...  Fuck that shit! Wish you lots of sex,   the best babes, the finest alcohol,   the longest 'Cigars', strong orgasms   and hope you win the fuckin' lottery.   Happy Eid!" Now here's a friend who truly cares. God bless you :)